Not that anyone cares what's on my nightstand, but right now it happens to be I Feel Bad About My Neck: And Other Thoughts on Being a Woman by Nora Ephron. I bring this up simply because I was gifted this picture of myself after a fun night of 'destressing' at a friend's home. We were instructed to make ourselves a turkey with an apple and our choice of gumdrops. Little did I know my neck would end up resembling the turkey's.
I really didn't know.